Below are some classic one-liner's from the team from various points in the trip:
Safi's One-Liner's
Where's the plane gone, love? (Lorin in a high-pitched voice)
Oh, sorry! (Jo)
They only go flap, flap in the night (George on moths)
Percy gave Leoni a boner (knife)
Is the pool full of water? (Jo without glasses at Ai-Ais Springs)
Shall we throw the birds off the cliff? (Leoni annoyed with starlings @ Hobas)
Planes are big (Lorin @ airport)
Will these marshmallows look like Lorin? (Eve to Jen and Safi)
Africa reminds me of a giant ashtray (Taz)
We are exactly over Africa .... It's very big (Lucy W)
Bushman's TV (Frances about fire)
Everybody take a bag of white powder (Leoni about milk before FRC)
Bitch! (Simon) SAUSAGE! (everyone else!)
Old MacDonald had a farm.... (George)
Look, there's the canyon! (George) Where? (Leoni)
I don't know where to put my hand! (Simon trying to wriggle out of a crammed tent)
Can someone spread Vaseline on my lips? (Lucy W)
Look, it's a giraffe with no hind legs! (Lorin as seen by Terry)
My headphones are broken (Jen trekking) Yeah, but will they still work? (Safi)
"Watch stopped working. Watch started ticking. Watch digital." (Diary entry of George)
Factor 60 suncream - can I have that? (Taz determined not to tan)
Anybody for a smartie? (Si on his magic pills)
Lucy's One-Liner's
Would you like a half priced can of tuna fish? - didn't think so! (Jen)
Oh man. (Percy)
I am Lord Percival of Nottingham (Percy)
Communication, Dedication, Team Work, Co-Operation, Crouch, Cake Mix!"
Coffee at 11:30 (Lucy 1)
Tea at 3:00 (Lorin)
Only 3km left to go (?)
Come on, we've only done 2km (?)
Shelia/Butch (Everyone)
Ek hat a klup in my skoon (Lloyd)
Rodney!!! (Everyone!)
A**ehole to pres-i-dent! (Lucy 1)
I am the most excited (Flick, Jen, Lucy 1)
So......turnips! (Everyone after a certain unprintable joke - you all know what I mean!)
I want a pink smartie (Lucy 1 feeling rather hungover!)
The name's Pussy - Pimp Pussy - ha ha ha (hehehe!) (Well that would be Percy then!)
Lucy, your hair's ginger!......S**t, really?!!!! (Lucy 1 to Lucy 2)
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